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We are, once again, considering adding to the talent pool here at Thailand eBooks. If you are a writer and you want to sell your ebooks through Thailandebooks.com – send a short note to mikefook@gmail.com and let us know what the focus of your book is, and we might consider adding it here.

Right now we’re looking primarily for Thailand fiction books, but we might accept true stories related to visiting or living in the country.

You will create an account at e-junkie.com, and set that all up and then we can sell your books as an affiliate. E-junkie has a great little program. You collect the money through Paypal for your book sales, and you pay us once per month for any sales that came as a result of us selling as an affiliate. You see the stats for your side, and we can see them as well from our side – for your books that sold through us.

We won’t accept any Thailand book related to politics, or about specific individuals in Thailand. No unauthorized biographies, or anything like this. We won’t accept, “I came to Thailand and fooked 38 girls in 9 days!” type books either.

If you don’t have or don’t want a Paypal account in order to setup your book with e-junkie.com we may be OK with doing it for you. You won’t have direct access to stats for your book, but when we pay you for books sold through our account, we’ll send you a screenshot of your sales.

If you are also selling your books on Amazon or in some other marketplace, the price you sell them for here – will have to be the same as at the other venue. We take 40% commission, and if you’re using our e-junkie account, there is a 2,000 THB setup fee for us to get your book live.

When you sell through us – we need your book in Microsoft Word, or PDF format. If you’ve submitted a copy of your book through SmashWords.com – we need to have a copy in all the formats SmashWords converts your book to – to facilitate sales.

Again, if you might be interested in this program, email us and tell us what your book(s) are about and where they are presently listed for sale.

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Here is “Thailand’s Sickest / Cleansed” for purchase. I’ve not changed the book title at all the distribution channels yet, it will be month to get to all of them.

Thailand’s Sickest – is a 250 page, full-length vigilante fiction novel.

This vigilante fiction novel is not likely to appeal to women or those with a weak stomach. Anyone with a soul might not enjoy this book. If you enjoy payback stories – this is one of the most hard-hitting you’ll find.

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Imagine when there are 100 types of tablet?

Ebooks are here to stay, and they are going to crush the paperback market. There are so many reasons ebooks are better. Look at Mike Fook’s post about 50 reasons ebooks are better than books.

Ebooks in Thailand are just starting to take off. I expect because Thailand is a great travel destination, that many tourists don’t want to lug around paperbacks and they’re buying Kindle’s or other ereaders to read their ebooks on.

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Thailand is the kind of place that, when you arrive – you’ll wonder – What in the hell is going on?

Thai and western cultures couldn’t be more different if Orson Wells created them.

If you have never come to Thailand before – you will be happy to have read all 128 pages. You’ll have a better picture of the dangers and be a lot more street smart than you would be without it.

This book is selling a couple hundred copies per month – and sales are increasing month-to-month. There’s only one reason for that -word of mouth. People are telling others that the book has some good information. Someone told US the book is great – thinking we didn’t have it for sale yet.

You need this book:

If you are a first time visitor to Thailand.

If you are the type of person to get into fights, or get taken advantage of during scams – you need this book.

If you are going to drink a lot, indulge in the other nightlife passion that most guys come for – you need this book.

If you are a woman interested in dating Thai men – you need this book.

• 128 pages packed with new information (8/2010) you won’t find in ANY other Thailand guide.
• Illustrated
• Easy to read formatted Adobe PDF file you can read on your Nokia, iPhone, or other smart phone, notepad, netbook, iPad, Macbook Pro, Mac anything, or desktop PC computer.
• If you have a KINDLE, IPHONE, IPAD, IPOD, SONY READER, NOOK, or other ebook reader – after you purchase the PDF version here below, write: mikefook@gmail.com to request the appropriate version of the book for your reader.
• Sold to buyers in – Thailand, UK, Germany, Ireland, Australia, Canada, USA, Spain, Korea, Philippines, Denmark, Netherlands, Mexico, Indonesia, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore, Switzerland, and even Fiji. Plus the book is selling many copies at Amazon Kindle Store each month… and we don’t have access to where those sales are coming from.

NOTE - There is nothing in this book promoting illegal activities. Shooting pornography in Thailand is a punishable offense with jail-time and big fines. Underage sex is a serious offense that can get you years in jail. The chapters in Thai Black Book covering these subjects reveal Thailand’s stance on these subjects and doesn’t offer any information about how you can obtain illegal drugs, sex, or employment shooting pornography. What you get instead is 128 pages of Thailand street smarts that will help you have a better vacation than you would have otherwise.

We’ve tested three prices – $19.95, $9.99, and $4.95. At $19.95 and $9.99 we’re not selling as many copies as we could. At $4.95 we’re giving them away.

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“Moving to Thailand – Your 2nd Life Begins!” is an Amazon Best Seller

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Moving to Thailand from your home country takes a lot of problem solving. Not just before you go, but after you arrive. In fact, it’s the details of the problem solving that usually destroy a plan to move to Thailand.

Covered in Moving to Thailand – Your 2nd Life Begins!:

• Preplanning – before you leave your home country
• What to bring, and more importantly, what not to bring
• Staying connected to your money at home or bringing it?
• Cost of Living – How little can you realistically live on?
• Money Saving Secrets – from long-term expats
• Technology – keeping your identity, personal information, and money safe
• Thai Culture – when to wai and when you’re about to get a bottle to the back of your head
• Housing – how to choose, how to find it, what to expect
• Visa – essentials
• Making Money in Thailand – teaching as well as many alternatives given
• Escape Plan – the best laid plans can fail. When is it time to throw in the towel?

If you’re moving to Thailand you can’t do without this book. Imagine reading some other book that portrays giving you everything you need… You arrive in Thailand and realize you don’t know everything you need to know. What will you do?
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If you’ve already read any of Mike’s other guides, you understand that Mike leaves out NOTHING. It’s all in there and you don’t need any more. This book is worth $100. You can have it for less than 3 bucks! You’re not missing anything.

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The Ultimate Guide to Teaching in Thailand by Mike Fook.

Mike Fook has reviewed all the available information about teaching English in Thailand and distilled it into this one – ULTIMATE guide. This new book (12/2009) is destined to become the absolute bible on Teaching English in Thailand.

The Ultimate Guide to Teaching English in Thailand covers:

• Before coming to Thailand – are you sure Thailand is the right Asian country to start your adventure in?
• Thai culture – do’s and don’ts, and the maybes. What you can get away with and what doesn’t fly.
• Thai ‘face’ – the major underlying guide for Thai society and individuals
• First few days in Thailand – what to do to get oriented.
• Scams – find out about the usual scams and in so doing, you’ll be more ready for innovative scams nobody is up on yet.
• How much can you earn? Realistically, the god’s honest truth.
• Choosing region to live -  biggest single factor determining success. Choose a location that matches what you’re looking for and you’ll have the greatest time. Choose one that doesn’t – and you’ll be packing for home, or some other spot in Asia.
• Costs in Various Regions Chart – priceless.
• House vs. apartment – what will you be sleeping in? How best to find one?
• Essentials – contract, moving in expenses, furnishings chart, neighbors, internet ADSL, phone, electric, water, garbage, maid
• Transportation – taxi, motorbike, auto, share with co-worker
• Teaching requirements – there have been significant changes recently. Covers teacher course requirements. You must stay on top of the changes as they come. Here’s how.
• Visa Issues – non-immigrant b visa, visa on arrival by air -30 days, by land 14, overstays, fines, working illegally – without work permit what happens
• Work permit issues – a teacher’s license is not enough.
• Types of teaching positions – govt school, private, university, private classes
• Types of classes you might teach: conversation, GRE prep, TOEFL prep for university entrance overseas, grammar, science, computers, drama, physical education, music, basket weaving?
• What is teaching in Thailand like?
• Thai coworkers & foreign coworkers
  
• Teaching different ages of Thais
• Classroom discipline – can you hit the kids? Should you?
• Classroom style – what works. An excellent system outlined that works.
• Day in the life of a teacher – what does a typical day look like?
• 50 Positives to working in Thailand and teaching English
• Finding a job – applying, dress code, interviews, questions to ask at the interview (very important). Find out what the one thing is you need to do at an interview that maybe one foreign teacher out of 100 does.
• Working in Thailand without teaching – alternatives to teaching because you may find out quickly that teaching isn’t for you. Some love it and some don’t like it and you’re not going to know if you haven’t taught here before.
• FAQ
• Money saving tips
• Helpful info and phone numbers, etc.

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Living in Thailand
What is it like to move from the west and live in Thailand?

One man’s account of moving from America to Thailand in 2004 and what he found when he arrived.

“Living in Thailand” has many photos and is now 104 pages long.

We’ve received excellent feedback on this ebook already. In 2006 it was released as a free ebook of 47 pages. After 34,000+ downloads the author has fleshed it out and added photos.

All the response we’ve had about this ebook is that it’s an exceptional read and gives a good introduction to what it’s like living in Thailand for a western expat coming to live or vacation in the Land of Smiles.

From the book:

The “f – it” attitude is important. As an American I think we have less of it than perhaps some other cultures.   In school we were made to be good. It was not a democracy in the classroom. We didn’t just get rowdy as an entire class if we all felt like it. And I find it hard to believe that we EVER got as loud as a classroom of Thai kids when they get going. Picture 45 kids mainlining liquid crack via Intravenous during the class right before yours.

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In Isaan one time I had lunch with some top administrators from the department of education… the first thing the top guy ordered was some rice bugs for appetizer.  Oh, and some beer for everyone.  There is no stigma attached to those that order beer at lunch time here in Thailand. Even among teachers!  It’s normal.  It’s easy to get used to also…

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From the “First Time for Everything List”, another 40 are listed in the book:

• 1st time I saw thin persons outnumber chubby, heavy, obese people.
• 1st time I saw pretty or acceptable girls outnumber ugly or undesirable girls.
• 1st time I ate bugs. (rice bugs, crickets, grasshoppers, ant larvae, hellgrammites, giant Chinese cockroaches, silkworm larvae, and scorpions (which landed me in the emergency room!)
• 1st time I ate such spicy food (yum woonsen) that I sweat profusely, felt violently ill, and recovered within an hour.
• 1st time I had diarrhea more than 10 days.
• 1st time I saw a fight where a guy was cut in the stomach with a broken bottle and then his head was kicked and bottles were bounced off his face after he was unconscious. He died. So, first time I saw a murder too.
• 1st time I threw water at people and had water thrown at me for 24 hours over a 3-day period. (Songkran)
• 1st time I saw ladyboys that WERE prettier than girls.
• 1st time I spent less than 50 cents USD for breakfast and lunch and less than $1.00 USD for dinner.
• 1st time I slept on a tile floor; a concrete floor; a hard bed; a wooden couch.
• 1st time I had my crotch grabbed by anyone other than a woman.
• 1st time I’ve eaten black beetles, grasshoppers, crickets, silk worm larvae, queen red ant larvae, giant Chinese cockroach, and a huge Scorpion (which landed me in the hospital overnight).

As with all of our ebooks you can choose which format to download in – you always receive the PDF version of our books because it’s one format preserves photos. This ebook in particular has many high quality photos you’ll want to see.

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John Burdett, who wrote Bangkok 8, has a number of books in the top 10. Shows that there are few authors that have any decent books to offer the ebook readers. Not to say his work is no good – I’ve read no more than the sample chapters. John writes in a way I don’t enjoy reading – and from a perspective that doesn’t jive with what I like. Still – THOUSANDS of people like how he writes and he’s the top writer. For now.

The ebook market has the potential to change everything. There are writers today – book writers – traditional book writers – that enjoy being top dog. They’re going to be replaced in some cases. Obliterated in others.

Currently – taking into account all online channels – Mike Fook is selling over 25 books per day. John Burdett prices his books (rather, his publisher does!) at the insane price of $14.99 in some cases for the EBOOK! Nuts.

If you are a new author and you want to write a book about some aspect of Thailand – WRITE IT NOW. Get it out of your head and into your computer as fast as you can. New authors this year – who crank out a few books per year (10?) can be firmly established when the ebook revolution takes hold and kills the last remaining holds outs (paperback readers).

Sales have increased at least 30% month over month for almost a year now. That’s pretty nice growth. The end is nowhere in sight – as most people are still reading paperback books. Imagine when that changes and people finally throw away their paperback books and go for ebooks… Ebook authors will be rejoicing – while those stuck in contracts with paperback publishers will be crying in their Cheerios.

Currently we have 14 books for sale at Amazon’s Kindle Store – and here at ThailandEbooks.com. We are selling over 400 books per month online. No paper. No postal service.

If you have been thinking about jumping into Ebook publishing -now is the time. Get started today and don’t look back. The future is ebooks – not paperback books.

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Thai Girls Exposed! Is a digital book in PDF format – readable by most phones, just about all computers, and maybe even some calculators. If you require a different version like for your Kindle – go to Amazon.com and search for, “Thai Girls Exposed!” and buy it there.

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I created this unique 22 day meditation course as a way to help you learn a simple Vipassana like meditation – without religion or dogma attached to it.

Meditation is a physical act… the extra fluff of Buddhism, Vipassana, Pali language, rules, heirarchical levels, etc – is completely unnecessary and probably hinders those that place a priority on it.

This easy to understand meditation ebook is 75 pages long and illustrated. It comes in PDF format. If you need it in another format – just ask – we have it for Kindle, Nook, iPad, just about anything.

Enjoy!

This PDF version of the ebook is about 3.5 MB in size and can be read with Adobe.com’s free “Adobe Reader” program for Windows or Mac.

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Ultimate ebook reader coming soon? Let's hope we can at least plug in an external keyboard.

The impending Apple tablet could come in so many variations that I’m bound to be disappointed. I want the tablet to have it ALL: Ereader, HD movie player, mp3 player, speakers, etc.

Specifically, as a bare minimum here’s what I want the upcoming Apple iSlate, iPad, iGOD product to do:

• Read PDF’s well. PDF’s have the best graphics and readability – now, just create something that works with it – do not make a new proprietary format.
• It should read all ebook formats and work with Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Sony, and anyone else that offers ebooks for sale online.
• Have a 10 inch touchscreen with a full-size haptic touch keypad that works as well as my Nokia 5800 Xpress Music phone. Handwriting recognition should work very well.
• Play HD 1080 and 720 flash, .mov, .avi, .wmv, .anything with built in speakers.
• Have a built in microphone so I can use it for VOIP on SKYPE and give it verbal commands it understands. I don’t like the stupid earphones w/mic contraption.
• Have a 3MP camera for video chats. A good stand that comes with it for free.
• It should serve as an extra monitor for my notebook by plugging it into a USB port anytime I want.
• Have BlueTooth, WIFI, EDGE, 3G, 4G.
• Enable me to replace the battery.

That’s about it. We’ll see what it actually has when it comes out – supposedly it will be announced in January and start shipping about March 2010.

If the new Apple tablet has the above functionality – would you buy it? What else would you want to have it do?

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The publishing contracts authors sign with traditional paperback book publishers are quite restrictive on present and future acts. For instance, most paperback publishers will insist they own the digital rights to your book content as well – for distribution! Meaning, if you write a book, sign a contract with Bangkok Books, or Asia Books, Lotus Books, whichever company – you are probably signing away your digital rights to market your OWN book on the internet on your site, eBay, Amazon, anywhere.

In order to sell your book online your publisher must sell it for you… which results in a pittance of an income for you – regardless how many ebooks they sell. Not only that, many publishers don’t have agreements with Amazon or other major distribution channels – so, your digital ebooks go nowhere. This very important channel goes unused because traditional book publishing companies are not excited about ebooks – nor are they set up to sell ebooks.

Wouldn’t you rather retain all the rights to your written works?

I decided a year ago that I wanted all the rights. Similar to music industry performers that are tired of selling an entire music CD and making a dollar… I want to retain as much money and rights to distribution of my own material as possible.

Not only this – but, I want to help other authors retain their rights by giving them an outlet for their digital ebooks here at ThailandeBooks.com.

Sign on here and you’ll give up nothing of your rights – we’re just another outlet that you allow to market and sell your ebooks for a commission. You might sell your ebook 50 other places online as well. You might self-publish your book in paperback form on your own as you make enough money from ebook sales to do so. Or, you might give up caring about selling a paperback book.

Ebooks are more than just another way to get your book out there – ebooks are here now – and give authors the chance to retain all rights to their content in the present and the future.

Do you have books already written about Thailand or Asia topics that you couldn’t find a publisher to publish? If you’re a writer based in Thailand – of course you have. It’s very difficult to match up a story with a publisher and actually go through and get published. It’s an exercise in futility often times.

Now you have an outlet for these books – assuming they are decent books and will have an audience – sell them here and everywhere else you possibly can sell them online.

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Inside Joy’s Thai Desserts Recipes eBook You’ll find:

• 42 Colorful Illustrated Pages – packed with photos.
• 20 of Thailand’s TOP, and most favorite Thai Desserts!
• Step-by-Step instructions for Cooking each delicious dessert!
• Joy’s Personal Stories about making these desserts at home! (priceless!)
• Easily Printable - so you can take the dessert recipes to your kitchen!
• Adobe PDF and many other file formats – read this ebook with your computer, Kindle, Nook, Sony reader, Blackberry, iPhone, iPod Touch, etc.

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Joy’s Thai Food Recipes Ebook – with 50 authentic Thai recipes from Thailand’s traditional northeast.

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After editing and adding photos Joy’s Thai Food Recipe book became the most sought after Thai Food ebook on the planet within 6-months. Today she sells her ebook through a number of affiliates and partnerships and we’re lucky to have her agree to sell her ebooks here too! Yes, I said ebooks.

Joy’s Thai Food Recipe EBook contains:

• 101 Colorfully Illustrated Food Pages – featuring tastiest Thai food dishes.
• 50 Thai Favorite Recipes!
• Step by Step instructions for Cooking all Recipes!
• Joy’s Personal Touch – short stories about growing up in Thailand related to cooking Thai food.
• Fully Printable so you can print a recipe and take it to the kitchen!
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What would you pay to be able to get out of teaching and continue to live in Thailand?

Teaching is the usual way foreigners coming to Thailand for a short or long-term stay. Many teachers try teaching in Thailand for a term, maybe a year, and decide – it’s definitely not for them.

What to do then?

Before you quit your teaching job read this book. In it author Mike Fook outlines 25 ways to make money in Thailand to support yourself. Most of the suggestions are for online projects – but, don’t let that scare you. Mike lays it out for you completely if it’s possible to do it in a chapter, or, refers you to exactly the right place to learn the skills you need to have to make enough money to get out of teaching.

So, what would you pay to know about a project you can start today and build up in a short time so you’re earning enough money to stop teaching?

$295?

I think most teachers – if they were seriously looking for an ‘out’ of teaching and a solution that would take care of them for a year or ten – would pay 9990 baht – about $300 USD.

But, you don’t have to. This ebook is just $19.95 and promise to send Mike your first $100 you make with one of the programs.

Mike Fook, in his groundbreaking new fiction novel, Cleansed, rips apart the hidden sacrosanct world of the child lovers living in Patong Beach – piece by bloody piece…

Cleansed – is a 250 page, full-length vigilante fiction novel.

A short excerpt if you’re over 18 years old:

‘Parker, who is MZ1?’ I said.

‘My friend,’ he said.

‘Your friend who? And, why is he calling?’

‘Mike Zeen, he’s a friend from Long Island. He came with me to Thailand,’ he mumbled through the tape, still hardly able to move his lips at all.

‘Does he know where you are right now?’

‘No, he’s in Phuket town.’

I hit silent on the phone and let it ring, continuing with his password…

‘Parker I’m going to write down what you told me.’

I walked across to the bag of Pump’s things and got some more tape, pulling a large almost yard length piece off.

I grabbed some paper and a pen from Gigi’s table and I wrote…

beOtch1

I showed it to Parker.

He shook his head yes. I wrapped the tape around his head again – two and a half times.

I said, ‘Parker, you don’t know me, but I’m not one to play games. You were responsible for telling those guys to hurt my Thai friend at Paradise Beach and for that I have to really make you pay with cash, pain, and humiliation. But, if you’re fair with me I’ll consider that. You could make this difficult if you wanted to. It would be the wrong choice for you and Ivan, but it’s your choice. See, even though you look like you’re sitting there helpless and pissing your pants… you can still choose something that will affect your future.’

I paused.

‘Everyone has choices… except children sometimes. You know all about that, yes?’

I walked over to Parker’s computer and said. ‘Ivan tells me you were a runner. I know you like to run around Long Island when you’re not banging little kids in Thailand. I found some results online for Parker Wu in some of the old man races. You run eleven minute miles which, quite frankly sucks, but, I’ll bet running is a part of your life you wouldn’t want to give up, not even if you were in prison. At least walking is important I’d imagine… Yes?’

He looked at me, afraid to show emotion perhaps. He wanted to know where I was going with this…

“If the password or other information you give me now, or later doesn’t match even one time. I’m going to start by cutting off your third toe on the left foot. Then the rest of your toes in random order as it comes to me.

Now, all I have with me is Frank’s knife and my knife. Frank’s knife is very sharp. This is one of the sharpest knives I’ve ever had the pleasure of cutting with. It’s so fucking sharp that it’s too sharp actually.

My knife I brought with me from the USA is a simple hunting knife. It’s a folding knife hunters use to field dress deer or whatever else. I use it for fish mostly. It was made in Portland, Oregon. It isn’t all that sharp. It isn’t heat-treated like Franks. It doesn’t hold the razor sharp edge like Frank’s does. But, the cool thing is, it has a handle on it with some nice rubber grip that will make it easier on me to cut your toes off. It won’t be any easier on you…’

I laughed out loud.

‘Because it’s so dull compared to Frank’s you would probably pay me if you had the chance so I’d use Frank’s knife to cut your toes off instead of my own $40 knife.

Here it is right here Parker, take a look.”

I pulled the hefty hunting knife out of my pocket and unfolded it. It looked more impressive than Frank’s knife did, to the untrained eye.

When I thought he was getting the point, I said, “If we get through your toes, and I won’t cut off the big toes – no, there are a couple wicked bleeder arteries in the big toes… don’t worry about those. But, if we get through your other eight toes and you lie to me again about something I will slice your Achilles tendon in six or eight spots on each leg. I’ll slice them and dice them like I’m cutting strips of deer jerky meat.

If for some reason you can get through all this trauma. And, realistically I know you know, that’d be quite impossible…

But, say you do. And you’re still lying to me as we go about things here I’m ready to start gouging out eyeballs and cutting around your kneecaps and the tender ligaments that hold that amazing joint together.”

I remembered, ‘You know the Vietnamese eat the eyeballs of their dinner fish?’

I went on, ‘If, for some reason you get past that and are still not a raving lunatic… there are so many other joints and tissues to work with I don’t think I’ll run out of anything soon. You know what I’m saying?’

There are so many things in the human body to fuck with – and most of them cause pain when prodded, sliced, and hacked at with a knife. That’s just the way God in his infinite wisdom created us.

I was silent for at least three minutes. His eyes were clenched tight, he sweat all over the floor. His stomach jerked in spasms…

‘Now, before I log in to your computer is there anything you want to tell me?’

This vigilante fiction novel is not likely to appeal to women or those with a weak stomach. Anyone with a soul might not enjoy this book. If you enjoy payback stories – this is one of the most hard-hitting you’ll find.

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For writers that wish to publish their unpublished books with us:

If you are a writer in Thailand or anywhere in Asia and you want to write an eBook and sell it here please read the ebook submission process first.

Here is the process:

1. Create your ebook. Create a book that will generate a lot of interest. We already have travel guides in Thailand covered, but look at our list of other ideas to come up with something we’re sure will work – or, come up with your own ideas. Fiction welcome, set in Thailand.

2. Edit and format your ebook for ereaders. We have detailed instructions, and it takes some effort – but I can reformat my 100 page ebook in 2 hours. It’s necessary to reformat because most ereaders don’t like graphics, and special formatting. ANY special formatting. So, it’s a pain, but necessary.

3. If you absolutely don’t want to do it – we can just sell your book as a PDF. Send us the PDF or Microsoft Word copy and we’ll convert to PDF.

4. Sign our agreement. You retain all rights, we just need rights to sell your ebook also.

5. You’ll choose a price for your ebook – which will the same price as it is listed in other markets, or, under $7.99 USD if not for sale elsewhere.

6. We list your ebook(s) here. We have a number of Thailand based sites that are linking to this site and we are already in the searches at G! or Y! for “thailand books” or “thailand ebooks”.

7. Tell any friends that have websites about the availability of your ebook and ask them, beg them, pay them, to link to your ebook sales page here. Any link you can get to your product pages from other sites will help you sell more books.

8. We’ll also market your ebook on Twitter, Friendfeed, Tumblr, Google, and Facebook, and through other channels.

9. When your ebook sells you’ll make 60% of sales (after payment processor fee).

One of the best ways you can make money through selling ebooks is if you create a SERIES of ebooks. One book is great. It might sell well. Create a series that people can’t do without and you’ve really set yourself up for what might turn into a career.

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Cleansed – a vigilante adventure fiction novel set in Patong Beach.

Thai Black Book – The Ultimate Thailand Survival Guide

Living in Thailand – What is it like? Is it safe? What will you encounter?

The Ultimate Guide to Teaching in Thailand – comprehensive guide to teaching in Thailand. Nothing else needed.

Learn the Thai Alphabet in 1-Hour

Joys Thai Food Recipes – Joy’s 50 best Thai food recipes in a best selling cookbook. 100% authentic!

Joys Thai Dessert Recipes – Joy’s TOP 20 Thai desserts favorites.  Thailand has hundreds of great desserts, influenced by bordering countries. You must try these!

Thai Girls Exposed! – your guide to figuring out what in the world is going on as you interact with Thai girls for the first time. Also very helpful for expats that have been in the country less than 5 years. Solid insights into Thai girl behavior by Matt Smith.

Moving to Thailand – Everything you need to know about moving to Thailand from the west.

25 Ways to Make Money in Thailand without Teaching – Making money in Thailand without teaching – is it possible? Here are some ways to help you make enough to survive in Thailand while you hike, bike, drink, sleep, and watch ladyboys dance on the tables.

Coming soon:

• The Ultimate Guide to Muay Thai
• Finding a Thai Wife in 30 days or Less

All ebooks can be downloaded immediately after processing your payment. You can choose the format and will receive whatever you choose plus the PDF version which is readable on virtually any computer across the globe.

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Thai girls come in all flavors and this FAQ dishes out the good and the bad, the train accidents and the angels.

If you’re coming to Thailand and have never seen Thai society before… never dated Thai girls before… THIS is a must have book. If you have lived here for years and still find yourself shaking your head, amazed at Thai girl behavior – you need this book.

Don’t come to Thailand without this book or you’ll be played with like a $2 marionette.

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Thai Girls Exposed